Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband d!ed, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband d!ed.
So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally d!ed.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher pra-yed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together.
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,
“Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”
The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”
The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
“What does that mean?” She asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!” he replied.
Wife Smiling asked, “So sweet of you honey. What about IJK?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!